A FAR-OFF MEMORY THAT'S LIKE A SCATTERED DREAM

A FAR-OFF MEMORY THAT'S LIKE A SCATTERED DREAM I WANT TO LINE THE PIECES UP...YOURS AND MINE

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

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allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul)

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get-the-gringo:

here it is

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  • Me: *loses 2 followers*
  • Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

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(Source: mo-ndler)

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

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onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

(Source: davidurbanke)

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

fuckyeahtattoos:

done by Laura at TRX Tattoos in St. Louis, MO

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fuckyeahtattoos:

done by Laura at TRX Tattoos in St. Louis, MO

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